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[crosslatch]

Hey Ashleigh, my friend in the van next to me says you're really hot.

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[nymphoxmaniac]

everyone says ashleigh's really hot. lol

<3

[crosslatch]

But not everybody prank calls her and pretends to have gotten her number off a bathroom wall, and pretend that they have a van for lovemaking in front of Taco Bell. And then pass the phone to someone else who says that he's in the van next to the other guy. AND THEN pass the phone to me and I sound like a 15 year-old going through a voice change. No, not everyone. Just Anthony, Johnny SNow, and me in that order. We rule.