Cosmo: Why have sex with a prostitute when sluts are free ( Read more... )

"Cold food court chinese food and a big bad glass of good ol' red juice ( Read more... )

Ok everyone I am working on making a fantastic CD. I want to make it so that it is the perfect CD to trip out to when stoned/driving in the car. I already have a few ideas for songs to put on it. Some song ideas I have are Mars Volta, Utah Saints, Bloodhound Gang, Modest Mouse etc..... I want the songs to be ones that are super trippy. Trance ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning to discover that I had ejaculated all over my bed, my sheets, my pillow, myself. It was very gross. I had to peel the sheets off of me and it made a sound like velcro undoing and it looked like someone was spreading open a grilled cheese sandwitch. I am not sure what happned in my sleep. All that I can recall is that I ( Read more... )

Yesterday in a suburban neighbourhood two young men decided to have a fun night on the town. They went out for a night of heavy drinking, partying and carrying on. The two men named Josh and Kip have been very good friends since childhood. They grew up in the same neighbourhood, went to the same schools, had the same group of friends. To say ( Read more... )

I feel annoyed ( Read more... )

So I went to Kingston to visit my friend George. And I had a furking great time there. Joe came with me and we decided it was a good opportunity to do boy things and have a boy's night (out for me but I guess in for George). The craziest thing about the whole night was that George called his friend Charlie to come over. Charlie and I and Joe ( Read more... )

So I finally managed to get enough time off my silly job to take a trip to St. Catharines. It was good times. I got to hang out with my sister who lives in Welland and Jordy and Mike and Robin came along also. It was fun fun. I went to the Red Square for a the first time in a very long time. It sure hasnt changed much from the days when I used ( Read more... )

Harry had been naked for quite some time ( Read more... )

To all residents of St. Catharines. I am coming to your city today! I will be arriving around 3:00 in Welland.
I want to see you. You can contact me by calling either 905-321-4909 or 416-723-2704.
I hope to see you there.