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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
(from here)
HOQUIAM, Wash. - Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his ( Read more... ) -
feesh
People out here fish. One of the most popular food fish here is lingcod.
People call them "lings" and inevitably, this is all I can think:
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two thoughts on Olympia
-Every time I drive to Olympia, when I pass by the freeway exit for the Automall, I always misread it as "Automail." Always. And every time when I realize my mistake I am left feeling disappointed and disillusioned with life.
-FUCKING ROUNDABOUTS.. Olympia has *dozens* of roundabouts and I hate hate hate driving in the cursed things. My vicious, ( Read more... ) -
Fruit Soup with Eyeballs
(recipe courtesy of one of my first graders)
Fruit Soup with Eyeballs
From the kitchen of [redacted] Serves 10
INGREDIENTS:
1 cup blueberries Some kiwis
2 cups of lime juice Some strawberries
Some eyeballs Some cantaloupe
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Still alive! Just really really tired (pointless irl update)
Travel, starting Friday afternoon nonstop with no sleep until Saturday afternoon:
My town - Port Angeles
Port Angeles - Boeing Field
Boeing Field - SeaTac
SeaTac - Phoenix
Phoenix - Chicago
Chicago - Peoria
Peoria - Illinois town where I am now
TRAVEL SHOULD NOT BE THIS DIFFICULT.
Anyway, I am still alive, albeit exhausted and very jet-laggy. ANYONE I WON ( Read more... ) -
When I said I wasn't offering anything for help_japan
apparently that was a lie.
So in case anyone cares, I'm offering photography of the Pacific Northwest here.
CARRY ON.
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D:
DISTURBING FACT OF THE MONTH:
Yesterday, I learned that my fifth graders get more than I do.
D:
(an actually semi-worthwhile post coming soon. Anticlimactic tsunami story!)
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Eagles!
There's this poem I like. It's about geese:
The geese flying south
In a row long and V-shaped
Pulling in winter
Sally Andreson
If geese pull in winter, here, the eagles pull in spring.
( bla bla bla Washington bla bla eagles bla bla lots of crappy pics )
