FULLMETAL YOU HAVE SOME SPLAININ' TO DO

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Heard back from the shop today about my car Fullmetal (here is a picture, by the way) and exactly how much damage The Boulder did to my poor wagon. And yes, The Boulder. The name was not actually my idea. No one knew why I was giggling.

The rock was about the size of a small dog, for reference, and NOT "half the size of my fist" as the best friend

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HE IS AMAZING. I love my car so much, seriously. It's a Volvo wagon with all wheel drive, so it's one of the safest cars on the road, and you really NEED safe on the road out here, as evidenced by the GIANT FUCKING ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. I store all my on-the-road emergency supplies in the back, as well as all my adventure supplies (like knee-high rainboots for low tide exploration) so I'm always prepared. LIKE SMOKEY.

Also, seat warmers.

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DON'T SHANK A BABY PEOPLE GET UPSET ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING

All right, the winter weather here is mild compared to places with continental weather, like in the Northeast, but *I* still think that 38 degrees is FRIGGIN COLD and I would not be able to sit my tail onto that cold leather seat and drive twenty miles without the promise of seat-warming in the near future. THEY ARE A NECESSITY NOT A LUXURY I SAY.

BOOOO. What's wrong with it? D:

[jellyjay]

Firstly: I love you for naming your car Fullmetal. The closest I can get at the moment to being that awesome is naming by bright green ipod Bei Fong.

Second of all: Lame rocks are lame. Hope Fullmetal recovers soon!

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THAT'S STILL AWESOME. Pretty sure I named my iPod Alfons ala Heiderich, because I'm predictable like that.

Well, the rock got what was coming at it: it got shoved off the road and into the water. A WATERY GRAVE.

why is this not coherent

[duelist_gurl163]

THE BOULDER. Thank you for making me laugh today. xD

Also, A+ for Geico. I have them too. When my windshield got cracked they covered everything (even though it took the windshield guys THREE TRIES before they fixed it right wut.) They have friendly phone people, too. I like that.

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BUT OF COURSE

And yes I have to use this icon for a good 90% of my replies to you :B

Friendly phone people are indeed friendly. I talked to a guy in New York who said he was jealous of where I lived, until I told him about the winter storms and the fact that the only road out of here is destroyed multiple times every year XDDD

[duelist_gurl163]

I will not argue with icon use. I'm just thrilled that you wanted to use it. ='D