One: I think it's hilarious that all of these people are going to see the Pixies. Truthfully, when did you all start giving a crap about them? And if you're so diehard, where were you in 1993? I mean, I know where I WAS. I'm pretty sure you were probably making fun of me for wearing dirty clothes and listening to House of Pain or Billy Ray Cyrus or ( Read more... )

My friend Palmer just IM'd me from nearly two years of silence to deliver another classic Palmerism. These are the unfinished lyrics to his newest song, "Paris, Why Do You Wear Clothes ( Read more... )

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Tomorrow I am going to go book shopping to reinspire myself so that I can get back into the swing of writing. I have a lot of pent up, residual anger that keeps shitting out my mouth when I least expect it. I NEED SOME CONTROL. Being this angry at this many people feels the complete antithesis of why I wanted to be straightedge in the first place. ( Read more... )

THIS IS THE BEST THING TO ARRIVE IN MY E(G)MAIL BOX FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. I AM SERIOUSLY STILL LAUGHING, NOW FIVE MINUTES AFTER ACCEPTING THE INVITIATION:


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- Buy two pairs of jeans (suggestions????).
- Get my dad to buy me a) laptop b) korg sampler OR c) microkorg synth.
- Buy one of those leftover items myself.
- Dye my hair!
- Start my new job!@
- DOWNLOAD THAT MAHI MAHI SONG THAT I LOVE.
- Also download some JAH DIVISION.
- Begin APARTMENTHUNT COUNTDOWN TO 2005.
- BRING THE PARTY EVERYWHERE++

It's TOTALLY reconfirmed: my crush on Kelly Osbourne is in full effect again. I just watched the pilot for 'Life as We Know It' and spent the whole show watching and saying "AW KELLY :((((((" SHE'S SO CUTE. I need to start meeting girls who look like Kelly Osbourne and people who can introduce me to Kelly Osbourne. THAT IS ALL. OVER + OUT.

Feeling pale like wallpaper I finally got up -- a bit of gravel between my teeth, my face patched pink and bone like blood to a dreamchild, always seeming sweet and and possible -- a mess of snakes tangled with dead garden leaves for hair. I know I will never be beautiful. My arms are laughable with their tar-covered wings being all there is to ( Read more... )

I am thankful to be here to take care of my family. I am glad I wake up in the morning knowing that I took care of it. I got pies. I got eggnog. I made the meal and it was really good. That's substantial. You are dreams come true and I am undoubtedly one of the luckiest people around. With all that's happened to me, you've all been so wonderful... ( Read more... )

Oh, and if anyone doesn't have anywhere to go tomorrow for the holiday, you can contact me and come to my house. I'll probably be making Tofurkey with vegan mushroom gravy, mashed potatos, a green bean casserole, zucchini hominy soup, barley/wildrice pilaf with pomegranate seeds, vegan stuffing and poached pears. I guess it just depends on what I ( Read more... )