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Munch tonight? Anybody going?

I added cell messaging to my profile. Ya know, in case anybody wants to reach out and touch me.

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Eight ounces of pitted California dates ( Read more... )

Kansas Minister Urges Banning Wizard of Oz BooksKANSAS CITY - An 80-year-old Baptist minister has petitioned the school board to ban Wizard of Oz books, saying they "promote the worship of Satan". Horribly-out-of-touch Paster Ebediah Upchurch, apparently unaware of the popular of the Harry Potter franchise, has called for circling the wagons ( Read more... )

Is is just me, or does it seem like Stacy Keibler isn't wearing panties at the end of this commercial?

Might be a thong.

This just in: Rep. Mark Foley, R-Fla. has announced he is bisexual black woman.

Also, I bought a can of tahini. Gonna make a salad dressing.

Lately I'm pretty damned boring. I have no stories, nothing interesting happening to me. I have met no new people, attended zero events, created no art. I'm reasonably healthy and unusually sane for this time of year. I find myself without vices and lacking in colorful sins. Too tired to stalk any celebrities. Lacking the attention span to ( Read more... )

Apparently I like canned sardines.