The Universal Cineplex is showing a midnight viewing of Heavy Metal all this weekend. If you don't know, Heavy Metal is a fucked-up cartoon made in 1981, based on the graphic novel of the same name. It has lots of sex, violence, and cool music...so needless to say I'm definitely going to go. Universal Cineplex is cool because they always show old ( Read more... )

That cute little Asian girl already has a boyfriend. DAMN ME AND MY MORALS!!! Without them I would hunt the fucker down and beat the crap out of him. Now that would be fun!!

-RC cola

So I got out of class yesterday at 12 and called my friend and co-worker Tyler. He wasn't working and was planning on going to the beach with some other people. He asked if I wanted to go, but I had to go to work at 3, so I did what any lazy, over-worked, under-paid person would do...I called in sick. So we headed off to Cocoa Beach for a day of ( Read more... )

YAYYYYYYY!!!! CAR ACCIDENT ( Read more... )

That's it, I'm quiting this fraternity. Too much bullshit for me to handle. I'd rather spend my time rocking with the band!!! We are already way behind because of school. I cannot let a stupid fraternity hinder our already stunted progress. Plenty of song pieces, not enough time to fit them together. Also, I have a little writers block due ( Read more... )

Thanks George W. Bush for all your wisdom. Thanks for spreading American values across the world without considering how it effects anyone else. Because, everybody else sucks. America rules!!! FUCK everyone else, right?!?!?! Land of the greedy!!! That is the American Dream, no?

Going down Roman style,
-Ryanimus Nautius Maximus III

-Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese ( Read more... )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There, now I feel better.

-Justin

"...but why is the rum gone?!" -Capt. Jack Sparrow

Got a cute little asian girls phone number a few days ago... for "school purposes". We'll see what that means. Nick-nack patty wack!!! Give the dog a bone, baby!!!

Catchin' that Mr. Bungle fever!!!

-Dadioryan

A Tough week ( Read more... )