i bought half and half today. life is sweet.

so i ran out of half and half today, and i'm trying to have a cup of decaf right now, using all kinds of surrogate half and halves. right now my cup has coffee, sugar, hershey's syrup (note they don't call it chocolate syrup anymore,) some 1% milk, the last of a can of whipped cream, and some homemade peanut butter (that i didn't make.) i'm a ( Read more... )

i am brewing coffee at a quarter to one in the morning on a school night. that might make me cooler than you, that might make me a douche.

Amen.

You Are 79% North Jersey

Dude, you're a real North Jerseyan! As such, you've probably been down the shore this summer, shopped at Garden State, taken the PATH into the city, and gone to at least one Bon Jovi concert. However your score does leave a little room for improvement...

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so i'm sick. but i think i'm better now than i was overnight. i kept dreaming about my brain being stretched in all different directions. maybe the fever was working its way through me. the other day i watched plan 9 from outer space. it is indeed the worst movie ever made.

we had a cool day today. got up before noon, made some pasta and celery with peanut butter (not all in the same bowl) and coffee, and i showed kristi a surprise art gallery that i was gonna take her to on her birthday but didn't have time. we looked around there, it was really an adventure, then drove around bloomfield and lawrenceville looking for ( Read more... )

i just got called back for something that's billed as "a warm, honest comedy." i wonder if i can remember how to comprehend that ( Read more... )

well, the two of us watched signs yesterday, snuck into the brew house and walked around, and went adventuring along the allegheney river. it felt good to be random, but it's getting harder to find unexplored terrain. we found a sheetz, got coffee and turned around. slept in, went to the carnegie library, got some movies and came home and ate ( Read more... )

well, the two of us watched signs yesterday, snuck into the brew house and walked around, and went adventuring along the allegheney river. it felt good to be random, but it's getting harder to find unexplored terrain. we found a sheetz, got coffee and turned around. slept in, went to the carnegie library, got some movies and came home and ate ( Read more... )

well, the two of us watched signs yesterday, snuck into the brew house and walked around, and went adventuring along the allegheney river. it felt good to be random, but it's getting harder to find unexplored terrain. we found a sheetz, got coffee and turned around. slept in, went to the carnegie library, got some movies and came home and ate ( Read more... )