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Baby?
I've been throwing up for the past three days.
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Happy?
I still can't walk.
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Still not coming out of the house.
Don't call. <3
Back to bed now~
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Oh no!
So, I was bartending (I dropped a lot of glasses, and that big woman boss of mine threated to fire me), and the scariest thing happened to me. When I was serving a drink, this girl leaned over and touched my bum. I don't even know why! I did strike up this really interesting conversation with a girl who reads Cosmo as much as I do~ <3 We laughed ( Read more... ) -
Super speed
Faster than a speeding Axel? GUESS AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS.
... Being this fast is kind of awesome.
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Cold and alone
Finally this fucking thing decided to work. I've been sitting in this cave for two days now with no form of communication. Besides that really loud scream someone might've heard. No, I don't scream like a girl.
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Boobs?
I've got boobs.
... I want my cock back. Reno, I think I need your help... with this being a chick thing.
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I spent most of the weekend driving nonstop to pick up your blonde ass, Roxas. And then taking care of you. Let's have at least a week before the next temper tantrum, okay?
I'm calling in sick to work. Catching up on sleep is more fucking important than anything else right now. I'd probably get fired for spilling drinks and being a bitch in general.
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My body. <3 I keep bleeding from the mouth because my teeth somehow got pointy as fuck, but otherwise, I'm my hot as fuck self again.
You know, I haven't seen my dog in a while. How are you treating him, Roxas? :<
