All that I know is I am starving and the pizza was supppose to be here twenty minutes ago. Cindy is hungry too, she says "HI you stupid LJ people", she don't get it but she sure is good to look at. She jabbed me in the side, why can't women take complements?

I don't know what to say, but I feel like I've got something on my mind that needs to get out. Some wild inner funk hanging over me, enclosing me ( Read more... )

I get out of bed for the second time today, check my email and guess who decided to drop me a line? My old buddy James, who is half way around the world doing military stuff. He tells me he's met a girl and when they come back they are getting married. Yeah call me a stick in the mud but I dont know if it's safe to make plans when you or her can ( Read more... )

I just flew back in from Indian last night, LAX wasn't as bad as I thougth it would be, but there was a bad crash on I15 and it took over TWO HOURS for me to get home. So I got about six maybe seven hours before the phone phone wakes me up with that hideous ring. I hate phones. It was Lindy from work calling to see if she could come by and use my ( Read more... )

"You can tell that I am in no mood for a joke by the unattractive look on my face", these were the words that came out of my mouth when the travel agent screwed up and though she would laugh it away.
A $200 screw up
Whatever

She can't bring me down, I'm going on vacation if it's the last thing I do.

I will forget all of them.

Lisa was so great but she left for college in michigan so I began dating a girl in a fog, I didn't really know what I was doing or why. I just knew I wanted the pain of the previous breakup with Lisa to go away ( Read more... )

Sometimes I ride my bike without a helmet and I eat a bug, is this considered murder? If I wore a helmet the bug would have splattered on the face shield and still ended up dead.