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[crowtomgypsy]

What is the oddest thing you own?

I now own a necklace made of birth control pills, courtesy of the Planned Parenthood staff.  Insert obvious "Jenny is a whore" joke here.

Comments

[takaitra]

Ah, the modern rosary.

[thepro42]

*fingers my birth control rosary*
That sounds so wrong, and yet I can't quite get it to work.

Since it's all mine and I'm used to it, I'm really not sure what the oddest thing I own is. This is about the best I can think of at the moment. Pick the oddest of the list (I seem to like making lists at the moment):

-An can of pea soup given to me by Ann and a container of green ketchup given to me by Chey, both unopened
-A plastic Ken Pentel yard sign (Refreshingly clean politics!)
-A set of 4" high fuzzy teletubbies
-An unfinished custom Tuskin Raider doll (the head is finished, the rest is naked - kind of unsettling)
-A 1950's hand crank miniature "player saxophone" with six or seven different music rolls
-Three Super-8 cameras and a portable film projector
-Three or four wooden stakes and a garlic necklace
-A trading card of Leonard Bernstein complete with biography and statistics on the back

[takaitra]

Are you having vampire troubles?

[crowtomgypsy]

Hail margaret sanger,
full of grace,
the Pill is with you.
Blessed art thou amongst sexually active women,
and blessesd is your barren womb.