"Men rarely make passes at girls who wear glasses."   Just let me churn some butter while I mull over that.

Such an upsetting day at work.  A woman called into the call center from a pay phone because she had been raped and she wanted to get into the clinic immediatly, but I couldn't do that for her.  The clinic can't really take immediate emergency appointments.  People think its this free, emergency clinic but it mostly for advance family planning and ( Read more... )

What is the oddest thing you own?

I now own a necklace made of birth control pills, courtesy of the Planned Parenthood staff.  Insert obvious "Jenny is a whore" joke here.

Advice to self: Keep Sweet.  

I got hired at Planned Parenthood!  They are actually going to pay me now!  And it's good pay!!!! It's grownup pay!!!!  The kind of pay that would let me move out of my parent's house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How does the gay couple next door getting married affect your marriage at all? And even if it does, how is that their problem?"
    -Studio 60

"You say you love her? Who cares what you feel? What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love. That's the only thing that counts."

Hey Matt,
I think your friend left her jacket at my house...or else it's Anna's. Anna, is it your Gap jacket or Betsey's? Either way, Gap ain't cheap so come and get it or tell me where to send it.

KK?

Data. Entry. Blows.

Compleatly forgot to ask.

Does anybody have any suggestions for movies we could see? Otherwise, it'll be all up to me when I go to Blockbuster. Peter, I'll try to find the movie you suggested.

Is everybody who said they were coming still coming?

Actually, give me a call if anything changes (608-215-0009) because my internet at home is shit.

That's one of the icons on my computer at Planned Parenthood; Condom Jar Labels. I'm not making them, the person who worked here before me was, evidently. But I just love that. I love that I intern at a place that NEEDS labels for condom jars, and an entire saved file on Word, complete with computer icon. See me, if I needed a condom jar I ( Read more... )