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[cruciblemods]

[it's about mid-morning when the shipwide comm cheerfully snaps on, with everyone's favorite commanding officer appearing with it]Captain Ganymede here everyone! How is everyone today? I'm happy to report that all ship functions are are operating at optimum efficiency. Our head engineer tells me you've been making good use of the holo-suite and

Comments

[oliverplus]

So if it's me instead of Oliver, I get free drinks?

[cruciblemods]

There's a bottle of champagne with your name on it.

[oliverplus]

Oooh, starting fancy, are we? I'd love a glass!

[cruciblemods]

I can let you borrow my special captain's glass.

[dontcallmeaho]

B|

[cruciblemods]

[dontcallmeaho]

D8

[cruciblemods]

[teentramp]

...

I think I need a hug.

[cruciblemods]

Don't worry, son. You'll get one. Not from Miss Perfect, but there's probably Miss Okay out there waiting for you.

[teentramp]

I hate my whole life.

[cruciblemods]

I think I've got just what you need. Just this morning I got an offer for male expansion. I don't need it, god no, but I can pass it along.

I was eating when I saw this post Rem

[clockingout]

...What the hell?

My work is done

[cruciblemods]

A little slow, aren't you?

[clockingout]

I don't think that's the problem here.

[cruciblemods]

Then fix it and get back to me. We can't be wasting time worrying about problems.

[projectionary]

You're-- you're kidding, right?

[cruciblemods]

Making it with a woman is dead serious. You have to be sly like a cat and quick like a fox and as virile as a herd of eagles!

[projectionary]

...Okay, waking up would be great right about now.

[cruciblemods]

Coffee pot's in the back.