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[it's about mid-morning when the shipwide comm cheerfully snaps on, with everyone's favorite commanding officer appearing with it]Captain Ganymede here everyone! How is everyone today? I'm happy to report that all ship functions are are operating at optimum efficiency. Our head engineer tells me you've been making good use of the holo-suite and

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[codenamefire]

.....

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And what's your name?

[codenamefire]

I'm Lucrezia Noin, code name Fire.

[cruciblemods]

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock.

[AWESOME. xDDD]

[distantspring]

[she would be disturbed, shocked, confused, anything other than giddy in all other cases, but where there's drinks, there's got to be food, right?!

Well, the captain can be a giant tentacle monster for all she cares.]

W-wow!

H-hey, does that mean I get free drinks-kamo?!

[cruciblemods]

...how old are you?

[distantspring]

... old enough for a drink-kamo?

[cruciblemods]

...

Kid's table is over there. Have a soda pop or whatever it is you kids drink these days.

[venussigil]

No.

Simply no.

[cruciblemods]

Excuse me, but was your dad a baker? Because you've got nice buns.

[venussigil]

....

[lulu death glare]

[cruciblemods]

[waggles eyebrows and rubs his chest]

[psychmaster]

...

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Are you eighteen?

[psychmaster]

No. I'm not.

Pervert.

[cruciblemods]

Then go have a juice box or something.

[vanguarding]

......

I'll pass on the drinking, thanks. I already have my vice. [Cigarette, yo. :|]

[cruciblemods]

I'm not a vice, I'm a sin.

[vanguarding]

... Right. I'm sure everyone else agrees. For a different reason.

[cruciblemods]

Ladies are pretty unanimous about me.