∞ 01 08 ∞

[cruciblemods]

[it's about mid-morning when the shipwide comm cheerfully snaps on, with everyone's favorite commanding officer appearing with it]Captain Ganymede here everyone! How is everyone today? I'm happy to report that all ship functions are are operating at optimum efficiency. Our head engineer tells me you've been making good use of the holo-suite and

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[bladedskies]

........................

No.

((ooc: *dies laughing*))

[cruciblemods]

I said ladies, not kids.

[bladedskies]

Kid or no, I could probably still kick your ass. Well, assuming this isn't some kind of horrible hallucination, anyway. And I'm kinda thinkin' it's exactly that at this point.

[cruciblemods]

Drugs are like the ravaging harpies of Kazba 7. Sensual and alluring, but they'll leave you begging for more.

...so don't do them.

[deathgrins]

Please tell me you're wearin' pants.

[bladedskies]

...Yeah, seconding this statement. Pants are a good thing, dammit.

[deathgrins]

That much leg on a guy just ain't right.

[bladedskies]

That outfit in general ain't right.

[crippled_fox]

... oh powers.

[cruciblemods]

Are you one of my crew? In that case, get a haircut.

[crippled_fox]

No.

[tsundereisms]

Drinks?

[cruciblemods]

Kiddie table over there.

[poison_dango]

Fuck yeah, free drinks!

...Of course we're being led into oblivion by a blonde man.

[XD My screen got a free bath. I should know better than to drink anything on April 1st. ♥ ]

[cruciblemods]

Baby, I can lead you back to Heaven, because you're hot.

[poison_dango]

Yep, definitely a blonde.

So where's that drink?

[cruciblemods]

Let me get it for you. [reaches inside his shirt]