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[cruciblemods]

[it's about mid-morning when the shipwide comm cheerfully snaps on, with everyone's favorite commanding officer appearing with it]Captain Ganymede here everyone! How is everyone today? I'm happy to report that all ship functions are are operating at optimum efficiency. Our head engineer tells me you've been making good use of the holo-suite and

Comments

[kuroi_sanda]

...I don't think I want to know.

[Also, he's suddenly quite glad that Asuka isn't here so that this guy can't meet her.]

[cruciblemods]

Some day you'll be old enough to understand, son.

[kuroi_sanda]

[...Yeah, he's going to just stare as his response, and be really glad that Asuka isn't here.]

[forever_noble]

Really? And why exactly would I want a drink from you?

DONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[twilightfell]

You wouldn't.

[forever_noble]

[smirks] Nah, wasn't thinking of it. What kind of...[looks at the captain and makes a face] whatever he is...doesn't even bother with trousers?

[cruciblemods]

Come to my quarters and I can show you.

[canniballistic]

Only ladies? How unfair! Unless someone wants to buy me a drink!

[celestial_okami]

[Bumps her forehead against his back, tailwagging.] What would you like?

[canniballistic]

Something sweet, but not too strong. What do you think, Ammy?

[celestial_okami]

Um...hmm. I don't really know of anything aside from sake. Kasu always drinks so much at home... But I could ask some of the others? I think someone might know.

[distantallure]

[...

This isn't even worth remarking on.]

[cruciblemods]

Excuse me, but do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

[distantallure]

[/diiiiies everywhereslkdvhjs you are so lucky he doesn't get that. B|]

Compensating for your memory?

[twilightfell]

[cruciblemods]

No solicitors.

[twilightfell]

You're a creep.

[cruciblemods]

No squares, either.