∞ 01 08 ∞

[cruciblemods]

[it's about mid-morning when the shipwide comm cheerfully snaps on, with everyone's favorite commanding officer appearing with it]Captain Ganymede here everyone! How is everyone today? I'm happy to report that all ship functions are are operating at optimum efficiency. Our head engineer tells me you've been making good use of the holo-suite and

Comments

[lefthandedshot]

[cruciblemods]

You looked surprised. I have that affect on people.

[lefthandedshot]

You could say that.

[cruciblemods]

But do I rock you?

[cruciblemods]

Oh, good. Waiter, I need about a hundred martinis and a crate of olives.

[conniving_flame]

So having a vagina qualifies for free drinks.

[celestial_okami]

I suppose so, but I do not see how that works.

[conniving_flame]

Almost makes me sad to have a penis.

Guess this means I gotta find a lady partner and mooch off her.

[celestial_okami]

I could get you something if you wanted it! I'm trying to find something for Abel, but I am not familiar with most of the alcohol here.

/ROFL FOREVER

[trancheuse]

[wat]

[cruciblemods]

Do you know karate?

[trancheuse]

... [peer] No.

[bloodyfiasco]

Don't fight it. Free drinks afterall...

[formyreunion]

...

Are you wearing any pants?

[cruciblemods]

When you finally become a man, you'll understand what "pants optional" means and what it can do for you.

[formyreunion]

I know it can involve losing certain manly body parts. Especially if you go near a female like that.