im at the state fair! if you look in my xanga site, you will see that this is true

i have been here since last.... i can't remember.... dumass chris, sucks at life.... poor chris..... ha ha chris, you suck at life!..... now he tells me, stupid dum fuck....

my throat hurts....

yesterday it hurt so much that i couldn't talk.

or move my tongue.

or swallow.

But before that happened, i went to this really cool sculpture park called Stone King somethingorother. it was huge! 500 acres of gynormus sculptures. everything was gorgeous.

i'd like to work there...

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ok, i don't think i am the ugliest creature ever to walk the planet, but i must b pretty ugly (lol, oxymoron) if i can't get a b/f..... i have had ONE in my WHOLE LIFE! what is up with that? is my personality that repulsive? man, i feel crappy ( Read more... )

i dunno, but i think sex would hurt.... if any of you ppl have had experience in this matter, please tell me....

wow, are any of you watching the olympics? omg, male gymnasts are hott!!! wow, i should watch the olympics more often ( Read more... )

is a person still considered a virgin if they masturbate on a regular basis? or if they masturbate at all? by the way, who the hell came up with the word "masturbate?" were they trying to play some sick joke on those of us who use the word "masticate?"

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