You're the "I'm Not Drunk" drunk
- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty
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