Comments | cruelbitch: Some extra baggage.

cruelbitch

Some extra baggage.

Oct 20, 2005 04:20

So the furnace is busted, leaving us no choice but to perpetually leave the oven door open for warmth. But guess what our electric bill is? $50! Hell yeah.

I figured I'd share that useless anecdote before I proceed to BITCH and MOAN and OH MY GOD JEN YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE. TSK TSK LITTLE LADY, YOU SHOULD BE JIZZING ALL OVER HOT ITALIAN PUSSY INSTEAD ( Read more... )

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crowinsnow October 20 2005, 12:45:23 UTC

You are on fire!

gremkin October 20 2005, 13:36:05 UTC

This is the most important and relevant LJ entry to grace my friend's page in quite a while. Thank you.

hexxenn October 20 2005, 14:01:48 UTC

It'll save me another proffering of advice that you're never going to listen to anyway.

So fucking true.

njyoder October 20 2005, 14:09:52 UTC

It's obvious - death is a drag. We've all been through it before.

True, I get sick of coming back as a zombie. :-(

cruelbitch October 20 2005, 20:36:19 UTC

DOES THAT TOTALLY MEAN I'M BLASTING YOU AWAY WITH MY BAZOOKA WHEN I PLAY ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS? OH PLEASE SAY YES.

masochrist_zero October 20 2005, 15:53:15 UTC

Pfft, we've 69'd before and we both came. Maybe not simultaneously. If I recall correctly, I think I came in your mouth and then we switched positions and I focused on your orgasm.

Oh and when you smoke at my computer can you at least try not to get ash in my keyboard? kthx.

Happy four year anniversary today, numbnuts. <3