She's bad mommy. I had a good mommy, she's a bad mommy.

[cruelbitch]

OH MY GOD! YOU DON'T COMMENT TO EVERY SINGLE POST I MAKE! WTFWTF I HATE YOU! EVERYONE HATES ME! WHY AREN'T YOU COMMENTING (FUCKERS)? WHYYYYYYY??!?!I am so sick of insecure sycophants attempting to suck the e-lifeblood out of the Blogosphere with their constant whining for praise, validation, or the desire to be fellated with generally useless

Comments

[mrfantastico]

Goddamnit you typed too fucking many words...I'm not going to read all that...

NEXT TIME CONDENSE IT INTO SOMETHING I MIGHT ACTUALLY READ...OR JUST GO STICK A FORK UP YOUR ASS AND FORK YOURSELF...WHATEVER WORKS

[cruelbitch]

Yeah, maybe next time I'll compose an entry just for Mr. Fagtastico. I'll negate my painstakingly verbose nature just to please one particular internet moron. Thanks for the suggestion fuckface.

[mrfantastico]

You're welcome!

[masochrist_zero]

I'd fight him if it wasn't such an obvious win.

[nin_sakki]

I about died in a fit of laughter reading this, highly amusing

hated stereotypes

[anonymous]

What about angry strippers, taking mad dollaz off of drooling horny jerks? Don't you have somthing viscous to say about angry strippers?

Re: hated stereotypes

[cruelbitch]

Yes. Please refer to the 4/28/07 rant in your cruelbitcherator dictionary.