MY LIFE IS A DISMAL ABYSS OF SOMETHING.

[cruelbitch]

So today, at the dentist's office while getting a filling, my supposed "politically moderate" dentist decided to go off about Obama. You see, he's the crazed Mad Scientist type, with polka-dotted pajama pants and wild gray hair, who frequently shouts at Oprah on television "KILL THE IDIOT!" and "SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLE!" in a vocal cadence that

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[veriteblesse]

I do! That was incredibly unprofessional of him.

And...seriously, through your bottom lip? Are you ok?

[cruelbitch]

If it helps I was novacaine'd. But yeah, he casually handed me a slab of gauze to press into my lip, barely missing a beat in his verbal meandering.

It's a pretty negligible scab. Still, I hate this guy.

[apis_cerana]

...Wow, what a fucking crazypants D:
I'm glad you're OK and he didn't drill through your nose or anything.

[dominath]

D:

That's pretty much all I have. I hate going to the dentist as is.

I brush my teeth about 5 times a day to prevent any more visits than what is needed.

[cruelbitch]

Woah. I admire your fortitude. Also, I heard I should be brushing with salt water at night. So uh... yeah. I'm trying it out. Burns!

[cruelbitch]

This comment is lovely. I heavily considered vindication (which would also entail an accompanying awesome closing paragraph for this post!) but was concerned about jeopardizing myself while in the chair. Afterwards, I said a few words affirming welfare and he backpedaled, but that's the extent of it. I just wanted out. OUT, I TELL YOU. So off I went.

I only see him like once a year anyhow. Expensive shit. What sort of revenge would you recommend, darling-heart?

[slamking]

dentist plus political shit sounds like a nightmare. i'd of devolved to murder myself.

the dentist is my number one horror. held down, mouth open, soft jazz playing, I can't deal. i choose to go medieval after my last time years ago.

i know, i'll spare you the thought.

dentist is fine if i'm unconscious. have they invented that yet? seemed to remember hearing on the radio years ago they did, but fuck if i'm gonna test it and find out. i can deal with getting the crap beaten out of me, that's fun, but dentist? fuck that.

though i have to say, whitey = nigger. and if it doesn't, political correctness can kiss my narrow white ass.

my politics tends towards apathy, and i could give a damn who won, but racial is just an excuse.

[bertro]

Obvs. his teeth are not the only thing he goes medieval on.

[cruelbitch]

"held down, mouth open, soft jazz playing, I can't deal."

Jazz music I can handle. Not light "soft" jazz however, that's shit. No, this motherfucker has OPRAH (which he claims is the only station his old-timey television has) on perpetually, and his passionate hatred for her is jarring.

"dentist is fine if i'm unconscious."

Oh, fuck that. I have a legitimate phobia of anesthesia. When I had back teeth pulled I was like "fuck that noise, I'm staying awake."

"though i have to say, whitey = nigger. and if it doesn't, political correctness can kiss my narrow white ass."

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Briiiiilliant.