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[crunchy_number]

Hello I am David, friend me up or there will be consequences and repercussions. I am a capricorn and Michelle Newman is my love puppet.

Comments

[toma_li]

no david thats not how you do it... you do it like this...

E.G. YO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! im david and im gonna rock your sock's, if you can handle my cool badness, OWWWWW!!!!!! today i went to the shop to buy something cool but the guy in the shop was all like "EH im afraid i cant look at you, your coolness hurts my existence!!!" and i was all like " AYYYYYYY im david" and then my coolness made him explode!!!! then i ate a jam sandwich but i made it with GRANITE COS IM SO OUT THERE MAN!!!!! IM OUT OF CONTROL, IM THE HUMAN EGG GRAPPLING ORANGE!!!! thats right asshole's EGO EGO EGO UGGY UGGY UGGY!!!!!!!

livejournal 101

[crunchy_number]

Critique noted. Please accept this new revised submission for your approval.

Fuck. On a recent trip to my local retailers, my mannerisms caused a fellow shoppers face to retract into a concave pigeon formation because he found said mannerisms to be so very,very good. (Obcenity to be added.) needless to say, I was so put out by the distraction that I cellotaped his head to a shed because that's the kind of person I am. Rectum/blimey.

Re: livejournal 101

[toma_li]

NO! bad...you have failed ell jay 101.
go sit in a corner and peel the skins off 30 pounds of potatoe's, and chop chop,i want my chip bath NOW!

[lucifiction]

Ahoy there, Crunchy. Added ye, I have.

[crunchy_number]

Excellent work. I only hope you can live up to the responsibilities of being my friend.

[chocolateyclair]

hellooo!! as much as i like the sound of consequences and repercussions i have added you anyway!

[crunchy_number]

Good good. You will now be privy to all my inane gibberings and impotent complaints about nothing. HOORAH FOR TECHNOLOGY!!!

[superevildene]

addenated..for i am dene.

[crunchy_number]

You had me at addenated.

[libee]

gotcha