Secret Machines Tommorow!

[crunkdaffyshred]

Just got home from work. Another 8 hours of just looking for chicks/MILFs to flirt with; I am the showman of King Farm Safeway. Lynann texted me "man I'm so drunk" and I felt bad I couldn't call her back because a) I'm not supposed to text and b) Dad's asleep

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[nae_trews]

Most of my high school friends have abandoned me and we all go to UD. Most of my friends are now from Jersey and Pennsylvania and Maryland. Beh. Life, she goes on.

[lynann]

you know, i'm always a little sad after talking to you on the phone. not in a bad bad way. just that i miss ya and i'm sad i can't hang out with the coolest cat in town.

[_mathlete]

sometimes, people google their names.

fuck you tony.

[crunkdaffyshred]

MISCONTOASTER STRUDEL!