so one of my biggest concerns is ending up looking like gregory peck. I obviously don't mean this in a good way. i crinkle my brow a lot and i don't want to end up with wrinkles that make me look like a shar pei

me:whay did you name your cat Saddam?
jake:because he's a fucking terrorist

i might be an alcoholic. scratch that, i'm an alcoholic. i can't remember the last time i went 16 hours without an alcoholic beverage. like really cannot remember. this week, i went a good 50 hours without one, just to try it, etc. not a very bright idea. i went through with drawls. i only thought about booze the entire time. i started ( Read more... )

so i don't know how many of you out there know who "bubba the love sponge" is. but, i'm going to kill him. i fucking hate him. he's an uneducated loser that is making my life a living hell. to all of you losers out there that love him so much and you want to say stupid rude things to me because he may not be on the air anymore, GO FUCK ( Read more... )

it starts with a kiss that he presses on my lips ( Read more... )

my ipod shuffle sooo gets me

this is the worst/best thing that has happened to me in a very long time. i'm glad he's gone so i can finally move on with my life. i'm glad he's gone because now i can actually try to be in a healthy relationship. i'm glad he's gone so i can stop the emotional damage i've been putting myself through. i love him. i miss him. i wish we never ( Read more... )

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i do not like men who have no respect for women. i like them even less when the women they disrespect, are those i love and are dear tome. they discuss me and insult me when they claim that the woman i love is a liar. when in fact, can't recall the last time she ever told a lie. i get infuriated when these "men" feel it's okay to still be in my ( Read more... )

So my tickets to and from greece are booked.

My tickets to and from NYC are booked.

now it's time to start getting pumped about it. i'm such a loser i want to start packing now.

I'll be back the day before my birthday. so those of you who still want to get me drunk are more than welcomed : D