Ok, so I go away to Ottawa for the weekend, I'm not back in Ajax for so much as half an hour, and I only avoid getting into an accident by a few centimeters because some mentally challenged civic driver doesn't how to check for traffic before entering the road.

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It's been over a week now, so I'm finally making my statements about last weeks tragedy at Virgina Tech, and the world's response to it ( Read more... )

So I went to see the movie Pathfinder last night. Just when I thought that Hollywood was going to look at history seriously, I was highly disappointed. First of all, highly historically inaccurate. Let's start with the time. Vikings came to North America around the beginning of the 11th century, yet the movie places their arrival 600 years ( Read more... )

Ok, a lot of serious stuff to talk about, so here's some comedy for everyone.

I'm watching Family Feud, and during the final round, one of the questions is "a tool that a farmer would use." The first girl says "Tractor." The second guy tried to say tractor, and then said "hoe." Or maybe ho, not sure. Turned out to be the #1 answer.

So I'm watching the third installment of Love You to Death. So far, every episode I've seen includes infidelity. Is this a trend? I sure hope everyone else watching this show thinks so. The world could use a hell of a lot less infidelity, that's for sure.

I know it's very rare for me to talk about myself, especially on my livejournal, so either love it or hate it while you can. I've discovered that I'm a lot happier when I'm being physically active. Sitting around, like I'm doing right now, really doesn't suit me. So why the fuck am I working in an office? I'll tell you why. Every physically ( Read more... )

Ok, while watching the news, they interview a lady who's the Canadian spokesperson for Greenpeace. She's responding to the comments by the UN that we really do have to do something about global warming. It took you how long to figure that out? But that's another rant for another day ( Read more... )

Saw this article online yesterday, and I couldn't ignore it ( Read more... )

Ok, so I just see on the news that the coroner released his report on the cause of death of Anna Nicole Smith. It states that she died from an "accidental overdose of prescription drugs." How the fuck do they know that it was accidental? Do they assume that it was accidental because there was no suicide note? Did they have a seance? There's no ( Read more... )