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some of my favorite mitch hedberg quotes
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me ( Read more... ) -
quick, someone find me a moving van!
I had two people tell me tonight that they would probably ask me out if I were more strategically located (meaning if I lived near them). So that's what I'm doing wrong?? lol, time to pack the bags... obviously I live in the wrong town. Guys here could care less where I lived... maybe once I move away to be better located for these guys they'll ( Read more... ) -
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Quick question, if I have a party in Austin at my parents house on the Fourth of July, who will be able to come?
As I'm sure most of you know, I do this every year, but as time goes on, less and less people are able to come... I don't want to throw a big party if no one is available... so let me know, okay? Thanks :-) -
Dave Barry
I've come to realize that what the world really needs is more honesty wrapped up in sarcasm and clever wit until it is almost unrecognizable. With the help of Dave Barry, I'm working toward spreading that kind of honesty here on livejournal. enjoy ( Read more... ) -
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sticks and stones
may bend the bones
and break them right apart....
words can tear the flesh away
but
silence
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I've had this song stuck in my head and it's driving me crazy... because I've never heard it. Maybe it's never been written. Maybe I'd have to write it... but I'm no songwriter. It's the song of all my feelings... all the words I can never find to express myself. Every once in a while I'll find one that comes close... and it's my favorite song for ( Read more... ) -
I think it's going to rain today
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You Know You're From Austin When...
You never bother looking at the Capital Metro schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it ( Read more... )