i wonder how many people can say that they have had a horse land on them? well my quarterhorse bucked me off yesturday and landed on my face. now i am all bruised up and have a black eye and swollen nose. luckily i covered my head, rolled into a ball, and rolled out from under his stomping feet. he did clip my leg with his hoof but luckily i am ( Read more... )

ok i think the number one way to enrich life is to watch standup comedy. funny people with basically uninteresting lives that make their lives interesting through laughter. that is just great. its just awesome. i wonder if i am the only one obesessed with daniel radcliffe, the actor of harry potter ( Read more... )

I wonder who will read the book i am writing. i already have a publisher lined up i just need to finish writing it. anyway, today has been wonderfully warm and i had to spend it cleaning up my front yard, but praise Jesus for the sunshine. goodness knows we need it. Reno 911 is the most hilarious show ever. seriously. watch it. anyway thats ( Read more... )

i wish it were just a bit warmer so that i could enjoy the sunshine...eh...maybe i will don my itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot-bikini and get into the hot tub later on (just kidding about the bikini) but anyway i was wondering which presidential candidate is best in the next election. most of my family is republican but having seen all ( Read more... )

ok everyone who is reading this...go outside and take a walk (weather permitting) and i highly reccomend that you read The Tao of Pooh by Benjamin Hoff. good stuff there people i swear. these things will enhance your life. for more instant life-enhancers keep reading my postings. we are in this together. the tao of pooh is a really good book. i ( Read more... )

so I am just sitting here, where my computer faces the sunshine, and i gaze out at the beautiful sight of the roaring cars as they pass by and wonder things...well my beautiful gaze is interrupted by the bleak cemetery across the road...oh well...often there are to be found flies in the ice cream sundae of life. i wonder who will be reading my ( Read more... )