I think that the M & M/Mars Company may be racist. It's not like they ever show the brown M & M in any of their commercials. He's probably tied in some basement where they slowly carve him up to make M & M candies while the rest of the M & M's run around.

I can't help but think that more than a few of the pieces of new furniture that we keep getting in at work would have been more helpful if they had stayed in Thailand and India. Quite a few of them would have made amazing surfboards.

Hypothesis: That I could make a co-worker cry by playing the same song on repeat for a two hour period ( Read more... )

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You Are a Liberal Republican


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I'm pissed off. Not about the whole Bush wins bullshit, 'cause I could care less. Kerry and Bush are both equally stupid and evil in my book, so I don't care who wins that bullshit race. No, I'm pissed off at the stupid mother fuckers who voted in EVERY FUCKING INCUMBENT back to the state assembly. What, it doesn't bother you that they haven't ( Read more... )

Is there something wrong with the fact that when I'm asked to make the word 'baffle' into an acronym the answers I come up with are 'Bukakke And Fetish Films Love Exposure' and 'Blumpkins Are Fecally Fantastic Like Enemas'? If you don't know what a blumpkin is, just be very glad.

Just recently I purchased ESPN's NHL 2k5. The reason for the purchase is two-fold; it had the ever so cheap price tag of $19.99, and the the other hockey game (EA's NHL 2002)I own is a bit dated. As it should be, my new game is infinitely better than the old one. I could go on forever about how much has been improved in the new game compared to my ( Read more... )

Due to my undying work ethic and sunny attitude I have received a free gift from Target for my 3 year anniversary. However, I think all of the gifts are crap, so I'm willing to give my gift away. So what I'm going to do is have anyone who wishes to have one of the gifts leave a comment. In it state which gift you want and a good/funny reason why ( Read more... )

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