♋ PCG 14

[crusthatecean]

[Action; 1668 Benny Road]

[So, for the past few days, Karkat has been feeling vaguely off; just occasionally sneezing or rubbing his eyes. His troll self doesn't have allergies, so he doesn't really know what's going on, but as a human, he's definitely feeling it

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phone;

[lunardialled]

I've used my house as a safehouse before and am glad to do so again should friends need. I can certainly try to take in extras. I'm skilled with fighting with a knife and have the ability to stop time for short periods; my 'husband' is a talented magician who's invaluable when it comes to securing a house.

[crusthatecean]

Okay. Name and address would be helpful, but I'm glad we're getting off to a productive start.

[lunardialled]

Sakuya Izayoi, 1647 Albright Lane.

[crusthatecean]

Great.

If there's someone in your area needing a safe place to go, can I give them your information?

[chastesaw]

I'm impressed, Karkat. This is a very sound and, dare I say, leaderly proposition of you.

...not to imply that your procedures and plans are not generally leaderly and sound. Because they are. But this is, as well.

[crusthatecean]

Thanks for being aware of just how backhanded everything you just said was.

Not that you normally go around kicking my fragile ego in the bulge on most occasions without a second thought or anything.

[chastesaw]

Did it really come off that way? I was being very genuine and not at all attempting to do that.

[crusthatecean]

I know you were being genuine. I was just sarcastically mirroring your sentence construction because I feel like shit.

I guess I have to put your hive down under resident psychopath, don't I?

[Filtered]

[godisachild]

502 Ricardo.

I could fight except some jerkoff blew up my mech, so I can't right now. The sister/daughter role in my house can actually give people powers so they can fight. Far as I know, she isn't the kind of crazy to attack someone for no reason. Neither am I [now]. Got a new dad, but haven't spoken with him, so dunno on that end.

I'm willing to take someone in if they aren't annoying and don't get in my way much or touch my crap. Or try to socialize with me when I tell them to get bent.

[crusthatecean]

Fair enough. I'm not asking you to like anyone, just to put up with them for a few days. Name?

[godisachild]

Pokey Minch. The sister is named Clod, don't know if she actually has a last name.

Not the last name that'll be on the house either, but screw that. I really don't care.

[crusthatecean]

I'm not keeping track by fake last name, so it doesn't matter.

Okay, thanks for replying with actual useful comments.

PHONE

[bullsit]

Oh, uh, yeah, I get asked the bee thing, a lot too, it is maybe a little, uh, infuriating, but it's not really a problem, once you explain, that I neither live, um, under a bridge, nor make honey.

[THAT IS NOT ON TOPIC AT ALL TAVROS..]

[crusthatecean]

Tavros, were you even paying attention? This is the definition of an off topic comment.

[bullsit]

What was the, uh, question again?

[crusthatecean]

It doesn't matter, I already know your hive is out because of your shithive lusus.

phone; filtered private

[moonspirals]

Beware The Major at 1667 Benny Road. He's a psycho who will willingly sit there and watch someone else die.

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, I've heard. Didn't have his address, but he's definitely going on the shithive list.

ooc;

[moonspirals]

[dskjk why do I always think it's Benny Road when it's Nelson Street? /fails.]