♋ PCG 17

[crusthatecean]

[Phone]Okay, humans, I've kept quiet up until this point. I've let you have your stupid fun even though your jelly monsters and growth spores look like something a wiggler scrawled on a cave wall using its own shit. I have even managed not to comment on the 'spaceships' even though they are just so stupid, like, what is wrong with you, I think it's

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[grimmdark]

So your lusus was a crab monster. I suppose the current invasion futile as it might be, is not of your liking? Although in all honesty, being invaded poses little appeal to being with.

You could always make justice and put them out of their badly crafted misery.

[crusthatecean]

I could. I could handle these embarrassing sacks of shit in my sleep, but that would mean voluntarily acknowledging them as a threat worthy of my time.

[grimmdark]

Then worry not, half the town is surely already taking care of them. All talk and not action though, I could almost swear that's unlike you, Karkat.

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[ofoz]

Someone sounds awfully upset by this.

[crusthatecean]

I'm not upset, I'm pissed off. There's a difference.

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[moemoetentacles]

Now you see the power you've turned your back on by joining up with the humans!

[crusthatecean]

I never voluntarily joined them!

[moemoetentacles]

Well you haven't been fighting very hard to get away from them. Looks awfully suspicious.

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[like_barbra]

I can honestly say I understand nothing of what you just said, except that it has something to do with everything outside. But I feel that your sweeping generalisation of humans is extremely uncalled for.