[Action; outside 462 Stone Street; afternoon]

[Anyone passing by Squid Girl's house may notice a new addition to the back yard.  Right next to the saltwater pond Hajime put there for her (which is now frozen over for the winter), there now stands a wooden structure that should remind anyone of a certain ocean-dwelling troublemaker.  And said ocean- ( Read more... )

[Anyone wandering around... well, what used to be some portion of the town, since it's hard to tell now, will find Squid Girl collapsed on the ground having a horrible nervous breakdown.  Her tentacles are limp and lifeless, and she's clutching them desperately in her hands, rubbing at them and shaking them and talking to them.]

H-hey... wake up!

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[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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[Mayfield, you may wish to take note of the 25 foot tall rampaging Squid Girl that's currently plaguing your streets.  It looks like all her newfound largeness has gone to her head.]

[Action 1]

[Squid Girl, now gigantic, is standing in the center of town, arms on her hips as she proudly makes her latest proclamation to the town.]

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[Action; in and around 452 Stone Street]

[For anyone living on, hanging out near, or walking down Stone Street today - there is something happening on at 452 Stone Street that you may wish to investigate.  The windows to the house are open, and the sound of a small explosion rings through the air, followed by the surprised and panicked scream of a ( Read more... )

So, um... I have a question.

[...]

What does 'tentacle porn' mean?

[It's such a lovely day for fireworks and 4th of July celebrations today!  And a certain little Squid Minamimoto down on Stone Street just can't contain her excitement.  After all, she's lived in Mayfield her whole life and the Indpendence Day celebrations have always been one of her favorite things to do with her family.  Ever since she was a ( Read more... )

[It's Father's Day, and look who gives no fucks.  Squid Girl is in the back yard of 452 Stone Street today with a pile of lumber, a hammer, and a bunch of nails, trying to put together her glorious Squidbase.  Agatha promised her she could have her own TV out here, after all, so that pretty much sealed the deal.  Of course, if any guys happen to ( Read more... )

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

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[Squid Girl's been getting progressively more annoyed with all this prom talk.  As near as she can tell from listening in on phone conversations and around town, it's some weird human mating dance, which means she's not interested at all.  Instead, she's been derping around town like she do, and has discovered the wonder of fire hydrants.  Don't ( Read more... )