26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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[bucky_cap]

[Bucky is just. Sitting in the living room and watching, and eating a bowl of cornflakes. He can't cook and fuck if he's letting the drone wife out of the laundry room. He hates that thing, you don't even know. You don't even know.

Cereal for Thanksgiving. It's about par for the course for him.]

...You could have just chucked it in the garbage. I'm not fixing that window, by the way, fuck that.

[moemoetentacles]

I'm not taking any chances. What if it crawled up out of the garbage and attacked me?

[bucky_cap]

Stab it with a butcher knife. [Duhhh.]

[moemoetentacles]

That's what I eventually did last year.

[kinpika]

Oh, get him, get him!

[moemoetentacles]

It's not gonna get the best of me this year!

[kinpika]

If you don't keep attacking it, you'll let it have the chance to get up!

[moemoetentacles]

You're right! I should finish it off!

[Two of her tentacles shoot out to grab the turkey, slamming it repeatedly into the ground as giblets and stuffing and whatnot flies around the yard.]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[While walking outside, Mart finds the once flightless bird has landed right at his feet.]

The fuck?

[moemoetentacles]

Eat it if you want it. I don't want anything to do with that thing!

[POINTING ACCUSINGLY AT THE BIRD]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Well... okay, free bird for me.

But what's got you so spooked?

[moemoetentacles]

Last year one of these things attacked me!

[pkeccentric]

[lovely day to be out and about. a little too cold for Ray's liking, but hey, that's what coats are for.

he's on his way home from his morning patrol when he hears the sound of glass exploding followed by a sharp whoosh of air as something big sails through the air right at him. the cigarette he's currently in the process of smoking drops from his lips, and he wastes no time with grabbing for his neutrona wand, taking aim, and firing at the evil, otherworldly -

...turkey?

uh oh.

stuffed with all the trimmings, but the look and smell of it. that's what splatters him and his clothes when the bird disintegrates, but surprisingly -]

...Delicious.

[it tastes great!]

[moemoetentacles]

Hey, thanks! I was just thinking I should finish it off.

[pkeccentric]

No problem...! [but now he's gonna need a bath. ugh.] Was it giving you trouble?

[like evil turkeys are the most normal occurrences on the planet.]

[moemoetentacles]

No, I got it before it started attacking.

[notasidedick]

...I'm guessing the turkey had somehow offended you?

[Not sure how to react to a turkey flying out a window. Sucks for whoever has to replace that.]

[moemoetentacles]

No, I got it first this time!

[notasidedick]

Were you expecting it to attack you first? [What.]

[moemoetentacles]

Of course I was! Geez, you don't even know that much?