20th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's been hanging out at home for most of this event, having not received a letter herself and being more or less totally useless anyway without her squid abilities.  But Luna Lovegood has been droned, and she was actually starting to like her a little bit, so she's taking to the phones to complain.]

[Phone; unfiltered]

Attention, people of

Comments

[Phone]

[omg_firetrucks]

F-fight sharks? Those can kill people though!

[moemoetentacles]

That's why I need protection from them!

[omg_firetrucks]

I don't think there's an ocean near here though. U-um sharks live in the ocean right?

[moemoetentacles]

Yeah! They're my natural enemies!

phone

[dolosa]

I- I don't know about fighting sharks, but I can do the rest...

[moemoetentacles]

Well, I guess that'll work too.

[dolosa]

Really...?

[moemoetentacles]

We can work on that part.

[has_a_name]

... that's not a big sister, that's a servant...

[moemoetentacles]

There's a difference?

[has_a_name]

... yes...

[moemoetentacles]

I thought a sister was just someone you can always get to do stuff for you.

[kinpika]

I don't know if you're strong enough to order people around like that.

[moemoetentacles]

I am if they listen to me!

[kinpika]

I guess that means you're a bad guy.

[moemoetentacles]

No it doesn't!

[beheadthe_truth]

Oi. I don't think this is the time to make a call like that. Wait until later to hold your try-outs or whatever.

[moemoetentacles]

It's the perfect time! It's not my fault you humans are all so violent.