What's this? Things looking up ( Read more... )

In conclusion, Theatrefest is no longer what it once was.
Thank goodness for Stacy's jeep and our obnoxiously loud techno.

Possibly the most under-appreciated invention of all time is the see-through shower curtain. It is time it got some recognition.
The shower is a vulnerable place. You are naked, unprotected, lulled into a false sense of security. It is the perfect place to strike. Thousands of people die each year in horror movies while taking a shower.
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So uh  . . . . if there are any doubts about my mental capabilities . . . let me clear that up right now. I am . . mentally retarded. But, it rocks.

http://www.myspace.com/12ozmo

TWO MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING, I saw a van pull into the parking lot.
Six people start getting out.

Bartender-Dan and I immediately ran to the front door and locked it, then proceeded to hide in the back of the restaurant until the jerks stopped trying to get in and left. Luckily for us, the managers were all back in the office.

The Kitchen- ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who looks at commercials begging us to help the starving children in Africa and thinks . . . . .


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I'm still only going to use this for mock-posts. My real journal is still at: http://blog.myspace.com/burningoboe


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by the way . . umm . . . I don't use this . . . .
I use THIS:

http://www.myspace.com/burningoboe

I have begun to feel comfortable in my own skin ( Read more... )

Since I began taking medication, my sleep patterns have become those of a "normal" human being. Every day I fall asleep around 11-12, and wake up at 8-9 ( Read more... )