The important things you should know:
- I'm becoming a lawyer. Which is good for you because, when you get convicted of felonies, larsonies, petty crimes, or misdemeanors, you can come to me, and I will stand up and say, "They didn't do it." And everyone will look at each other, nod and go, "Yeah, alright."
- I'm becoming a bartender before I become
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