I've coined a new word :-

'Mumromancy'

Which is divining if a girl is gonna be attractive when she gets older by looking at her mum ;-)

If you have your membership to summink revoked does that mean that you've been dismembered?

***WARNING - This message will self destruct***

(I don't 'Will Self' the shit author tho.)
(Well I only tried to read one of his books but is was fucking awful.)

Who would win in a fight betwixt Jamie Oliver and Alan Davies?

Is it just me or does 'Tetely Red Bush' sound an awful lot like 'Tetely Time of the Month'?

Big thankyoos for Sunday to all who were there. Speshly to Simon ;-)
I really couldn't have come at a better time, so very much appreciated ^-^

I have a saying.

And whilst I don't actually know what that saying is.

I try to live my life by it.

Always finish what you

Hmm, so lifes been pretty meh and been going nowhere for far too long ( Read more... )

I saw the guitarist from U2 at the tube station the other day. I was going to go and say hello but an announcement told me to stand clear of the edge, so I never got meet him ;-(

(and yes, I do know there's 2 guitarists in U2 but seriously, who give a crap about the other one?)

Heh, I just had to write an essay for this course on counseling that I'm taking. It had a required word count of 500. All day I've been worrying about not being able to hit that word count. Turned out I had to cut out huge chunks to actually get it DOWN to the correct word count ( Read more... )