remember how we fucking WON on wednesday??? Like FINALLY ( Read more... )

whats it gonna take to start winning again??? wearing pants on game days??? ILL WEAR PANTS ON GAME DAYS OK.

losing sucks. you know what doesnt suck though???

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marco fucking sturm!

1. Marco fucking sturm can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
2. Marco fucking sturmolatry is the mindless ( Read more... )

i cant sleep and that sucks. we lost and that sucks too. and you know what else sucks? PLAYING FORWARD. WHAT THE FUCK IT SUCKS HARD ( Read more... )

dont really care for Boston but ONE WHOLE WEEKEND OF MARCO FUCKING STURM??? awesome!!!!! every day should be marco fucking sturm day!! i love marco fucking sturm ( Read more... )

LOOK. i know im a TEAM PLAYER and all that but for realz if i dont get to play DEFENSE tomorrow night??? ILL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT DO 1 Of 4 Things ( Read more... )

FATHER LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS. Cuz Christoph Schubert is back in town ( Read more... )

DEUTSCHLAND!!!

Peter Schaefer im going to miss your brownies you so bad but on the VERY BRIGHT SIDE youre going to BOSTON BRUINS where youll be playing with DEUTSCHLAND SUPER STAR MARCO FUCKING STURM! THATS SO FUCKING COOL. dont ever let anyone tell you marco fucking sturm isnt the greatest boston bruin cuz i will beat them up. cuz ive done it ( Read more... )

OH SNUGGLEPUSS ( Read more... )

GUESS WHERE I AM NO REALLY GUESS.

DEUTSCHLAND!!!!

(and for realz if snugglepusss brother is looking for snugglepuss, Tell him Snugglepuss is busy being short)

Yallz have birthdays in june and july??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YALLZ ARE OLD.

see yallz soon for realz.

Fucking buffalo. Its boring, im bored. If i could give a award for MOST FUCKING UNAWESOME PLACE id give it to BUFFALO ( Read more... )