I never thought I would see the day that Jamie Foxx wins an oscar!

I'm finally 21- it's been far too long in the making but everyone owes me a drink... those without IDs or money are free to pay with weed and/or full frontal nudity. Kegger at my place tonight.

there is an entire family of jehova's witnesses who all work at the same place as me. These people don't curse. They also don't ever celebrate holidays like christmas, hanukah, halloween, or even new year's eve because they are not real enough or something. They also don't have birthday parties and get married in public meeting halls at the ( Read more... )

The other day, a friend and I were talking, and they had a moment of insight which was strong enough to know exactly what I was thinking. I was really shocked. It's not that I didn't think this person was capable of such things, but I was really impressed. It wasn't even a complicated association; in fact, this person even made it seem as though ( Read more... )

I've been trying to dig out of the same hole for the last few days. Though I might be able to identify my personality(ies) and different characteristics about myself- I see no sense of my own self emerging. I don't know who I am and it seems to be affecting me all day every day. There are so many decisions I need to make which require this self- ( Read more... )

I hate light beer with a passion. It lacks flavor and goodness.

-Bud light has one redeeming factor- Spill it on your white "Ford Racing" shirt and it doesn't even leave a stain.

I've just got home from a halfway decent kegger... I drank about 10 beers before I left my house and then at least another 10 there. I rode with my buddy Sam and left my car at his place. He is still at the party now and i decided Iwanted to leave around 4am. His roommate Brian let me drive his 5-speed camaro to his place to pick up my car. I ( Read more... )

Am I really stating to get older? I have like at least a dozen friends who are all getting married.

Fuck That Shit

I found the cutest dog. She followed me home and I nursed her to health. Someone must have beat her and then abandoned her out here in the swamp.

lookie!->


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My brother and I just returned to Gainesville from Cleveland after spending the week sitting shiva for our uncle. It was a very sad week; words cannot describe the impending misery which has begun to fall on my family. My grandparents are devestated, as are my cousins and my dad. I've not cried so often in my life without the ability to hold ( Read more... )