Will somebody please smack me straight across the face if I start another relationship with a girl who has another boyfriend? I've been noticing a pretty bad pattern lately and it's starting to get old. They either lie about having already left some guy who they tell you is a complete loser. These women preach to me up and down that they want me ( Read more... )

You know what I hate about donuts? You wake up at noon and walk into the kitchen in search of what's left from last night's krispy kreme dozen... Mmm- apple-cinnamon filling. You take two bites on the way back to your desk/computer, and by the time you sit down there is no donut left. You remember taking a bite; there aren't any donut fragments ( Read more... )

Starbucks now has their own credit card. Should we be scared?

My dad's been getting on my case...

Any Career Suggestions?

Thanks

Strike anywhere matches are the shit! Fuck lighters and easiness... I'm gonna use these till there's a strike scar on every surface in my house.

Details of last weekend's festivities are to come... my ride is almost here.

How the fuck can coffee grounds possibly predict the future?

The government should replace all taxes with a 'universal life tax.' Enough foreplay.

I really don't understand why people are so obsessed with sobriety

Once again, night time has quickly receded. Leaving those of us with unevolved sleeping skills to sit and reflect. Where did the night go? Was it in the 12-pack of amber bock, or was it that nice fatty- no seeds- no stems? My night went where they all end up... in the desperate search for someone who cares.

Marijuana may not be addictive, but the utility of pot is.