Comments | ctarlicious: I CAN HAS FURY

ctarlicious

I CAN HAS FURY

Oct 09, 2008 16:54

So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot ( Read more... )

i love pyocola, i hate etna, i hate red mage, i hate bears

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handsforhealing October 9 2008, 21:10:09 UTC

A-A dead bear? That's horrible! If you find out who killed it let me know!

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 21:45:50 UTC

It was that weirdo in red! But my boss put him up to it, so you should probably assassinate both of them just to be safe.

handsforhealing October 9 2008, 21:47:51 UTC

In red...? Didn't Ed wear red?

Wh-whoa there! I don't think I can assassinate anyone! Give them a beating, maybe...

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 21:50:09 UTC

I'll settle for a beating.

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lovelyvenus October 9 2008, 21:21:05 UTC

Someone killed an innocent bear?

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 21:46:34 UTC

It happens like every day. I'd feel sorry for them, but it's really their own fault for living here.

lovelyvenus October 9 2008, 21:58:30 UTC

Well, they don't really have a choice, you know. It's not like they can climb into bear boats and set up a bear colony somewhere. People should just leave them alone!

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 22:22:28 UTC

Damn right! The thriving pet industry is being stifled by these psycho bear-haters!

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x_of_time_x October 9 2008, 21:22:30 UTC

...Why would someone buy a dead bear?

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 21:47:04 UTC

IT'S NOT ILLEGAL, IS IT?

GET OFF MY BACK, GOVERNMENT.

x_of_time_x October 10 2008, 02:14:43 UTC

I'm not the government.

...And I have no idea how legal that is.

memento_mods October 9 2008, 21:26:03 UTC

((Noted.))

origamibluesky October 9 2008, 21:30:45 UTC

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That is horrible... Killing an innocent animal... such a thing should not go unpunished...!

[private to Aisha]
You have a daughter?

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 21:48:34 UTC

Exactly! We can't let that freak get away with such horrible cruelty to animals!

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I adopted Pyocola because she is squishy and adorable. And she would have a pet panda right now if it weren't for certain psycho demon girls and their equally weird lackeys.

origamibluesky October 9 2008, 21:55:19 UTC

If you find out who it was let me know... I will deal with them somehow.

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I see... May I... perhaps meet her? It is not the same but... I could learn to make an origami panda...?

ctarlicious October 9 2008, 21:58:07 UTC

I dunno his name, but look for some girly guy with long white hair and a dumb hat, wears all red.

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You should totally meet her! I'm sure she'd like you. And she'd probably love an origami panda, especially since it's going to take me forever to get another real one thanks to certain jerks who need to die.

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