It's so sad that I won't be around computers tomorrow to follow the Fitzmas media circus :(

ok let's take another crack at this evolution thing


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OH NO!


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FUCK YOU TOM DELAY!


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i think i tricked everyone. starting my 25th year does not mean that's how old i am.

oh i am so clever sometimes.

Today I start my 25th year.

Dear women of the United States:

You might want to go get knocked up just to get an abortion while it's still legal. You know, just for novelty value.

William Rehnquist may have been a cranky old conservative at heart, but at least he knew what the fuck the Constitution was about.

Woooo finally hit 60. Took fucking long enough.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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