A poem by Carl Sandburg, our state's greatest, and my favorite poet. I've learned a lot about money and family in the last year, so I can vouch for the poem's message. Being rich is rarely worth the hassle. Live within your means and love one another.

HAPPINESS I ASKED the professors who teach the meaning of life to tell ( Read more... )

Fuck school shootings. My heart breathes heavy tonight.

If any of y'all play XBox 360 Live, hit me up at "Libelous Pen."

Whenever I hear someone complaining about the Media swimming one way or another, pandering to one candidate or the next, swinging elections, morality and politics the left or the right like a pendulum on a greased axis, I'm tempted to hunt them down and strangle them with my shoelace. In order to conspire for or against anything, we (the Media) ( Read more... )

"I used to have a tongue ring, but then I was making out with this guy and he swallowed it."

Saturday night some guy at a bar tweaked my nipple. I was walking out of the bathroom when this man, dressed in a heavy green cloth jacket and who must have been about 28 judging by his weathered face and the comfortable way he wore his clothing, stretched his arm behind his friend's back and onto my nipple as he talked with his friends. He grabbed ( Read more... )

This election has me real excited.The last presidential election was like ringing my nuts through the dryer for an entire year with the lone bright spot being The Man With The Speech, Barack Obama from Illinois. But there's no gay hate mongering, 9/11 fear baiting, and veteran swift boating to withstand this time out. John Kerry made us all want to ( Read more... )

ooooooooobbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmaaaaaaa

Coolidge, my car, was an igloo, frozen in ice and caked under about five inches of snow. I hadn't driven it in at least two days and the winterly weather entombed the poor thing, coating it with layers of sleet, rain and ice ( Read more... )

Why is everyone so pissed off today?