I'm a knight.

Hey look! New user icon! *runs away*

*comes back*

...you didn't leave. What do you expect from me?

I wonder if it's possible to be a reverse solipsist.

*walks away*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAITLIN!

( Try to guess my color before you look )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHRIS!
(Not me, for those who don't know...)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATIE!

*theme music fades in*

Announcer:  "Who doesn't love Top Ten lists? All right... except you, in the corner. Security! OK, that's better. Warning! Those of you who know Chris/0 know to expect to be shocked and/or amazed by the contents of his mind! And now, the top ten things gong through Chris/0's head!"

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Announcer:  "Well, Chris/0 ( Read more... )

Well, I suppose I should write about what's been happening lately, huh ( Read more... )

( Part two. I'm fairly proud of this bit. )

( Part 1. Not for any artistic reason, but because I stopped writing here. )