"And what better message could one give to one's creation that simply to say 'You belong'? To say that you have a definite place and purpose in the world; that if you had not been created, nothing else would work quite right, or quite as well, as it does with you here?"

Why am I not a hero?

Boy, did yesterday start off oddly. Would you believe there was a power outage? Well, those of you who read this and live in the same house as I do would, I guess... but to tell the rest of you, it was kinda unpleasant. See, the thing about fire alarms is that when they have no power, they cannot function. (And before you ask: No, there was no ( Read more... )

Worst St. Patrick's Day EVER! It's not even over yet ( Read more... )

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."
--Stephen Braveheart

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Ah, the times, they are a'changin. Class again soon. I can't honestly say I'm terrible excited 'bout that ( Read more... )

Oh, I love it when girls talk at me in a language I don't understand...

No, really. I do.

Hey, don't give me that look!

Come witness my demise ( Read more... )

Quote of the day: "Of course Drew's evil; how many other people do you know whose names are in the past tense?"

Why am I still up!?

      As far as hostage situations went, this seemed to be a particularly bad one. It was not, however, in as bad shape as the man actually holding the hostages, as well as a rather mean-looking pistol. If "train wreck" ever described a person, he was that person. His eyes, in addition to twitching fairly regularly, were so bloodshot that they ( Read more... )