Captain's log: Stardate, 2 ( Read more... )

Hey bill. What's your new address, so I can let tom know.

Oh, and to everyone else, hooray, Season 4 of the simpsons comes out tomorrow, and it only takes 0 drinks to talk kelly into watching hentai.

So I haven't seen my lovely girl friend since monday night, which is the longest I've gone while we were still in the same city. Kell'y been working nights all week, while I've just been working all week. I feel compelled to do things that I can't normally do while she's around, like play video games, or watch porn. Oh wait, that's right I live ( Read more... )

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enjoy these quizes guys and gals, I got 13/16 on both. I just call it male intuition.

Hey, I know many of you have enjoyed my many in class rants throughout the year. Well okay, I've only had 2 or 3, and it's been about 5 mounths since my last one, but hey you guys love me. Anyways, this sadly, is my last class ever. After this I'm going to be a big boy. Granted I still have finals next week, but I can't talk to you guys then. ( Read more... )

I have never been so tired in my life. I've already fallen asleep 3 seperate times this class. My proffesor in is a stupid skank whore. She just pronounced urgi-care as urGEE- care. She put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong syLAbyl. She also didn't know if the state she pointed to on a map of the U.S. was Oklahoma or not. By the way she shares ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting in a lecture on hepatitus. It was stated that hepatitus is transmitted by semen. I alway thought that it was transmitted by sea men. And you know what I learned something today. Well now that that I know i can't get hepatitus from sea men I can go back to my gay lover Lars. But this raises further questions, if sea men don't ( Read more... )

Sup everyone. Just sitting in class again. Learning about infections. Tee hee, the professor just posted a slide with the word stopcock on it. As you can see I pay great attention to these lectures. Any who, if I can offer you my loyal fans one piece of advice that will save your life someday, if you walk into a hospital or retail pharmacy, ( Read more... )

So here I am sitting in a wonderful class about kidney failure. I'm sure this stuff is really interesting, but well, I just don't feel like paying attention. I guess I could study for the test I have tomorrow, or the quiz I have today, oh, oh, what about the paper I have due wed? Screw it, I'll see what that SOB Rosewater has to say. What's ( Read more... )

sup everyone, this my first entry. If my ambition overrides my apathy I may actually add to this in the future. Any who, talk to you guys later.

Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks, Flanders sucks.