24th arrest | video and some folks even see the bear in me

[cuffyoutwice]

[Hello, City. There is a very large black nose poking at the camera of Beckett's device. Is it a dog nose? Looks like it, but-- when it pulls back a little it reveals something much, much larger than a dog.]

Ah, there we are. Please, don't be alarmed-- especially those of you working in the police department today. My name is Idris. Yes, I am a

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[reroutedbrain]

BEAR!

Can I pet it?

[cuffyoutwice]

It is a he, and that is a very offensive question, little human.

[reroutedbrain]

I'm not a human! I'm a computer program! That's offensive to me.

Fine. So you're a talking bear, and you don't want to be petted. I get it.

[cuffyoutwice]

Fine, little computer program. What's your purpose?

[cpttightpants]

Kate...what in the gorram hell are you doing? Thought we already discussed this. You're looking for my ship. I'm lookin' for Alexis.

[cuffyoutwice]

Kate is doing her job in the least effective and passive way she can manage.

And you seem intent on distracting her.

[construire]

... Wow.

[cuffyoutwice]

Good response.

[construire]

Well, you are a talking polar bear.

[cuffyoutwice]

And you are a talking ape. But we're much more than that, aren't we?

[orangetoughguy]

Holy shit. A talking bear.

[cuffyoutwice]

Oh dear. A talking human.

[orangetoughguy]

Well yeah, I started carrying conversations at two. But you're a fucking talking bear and that's super cool.

[cuffyoutwice]

I am not simply a talking bear. You may call me Idris.

Action; Because I'm a dick to Chris sometimes

[justcautious]

[Chris has a bad habit of just bursting into his superior's office with information. Possibly this will cure him of it. He opens the door, already talking.]

Guv? I found th'files for th--

[And then his eyes widen at the sight of POLAR BEAR and the hand he used to open the door feels at his side automatically, just in case he has a gun there for some reason. He doesn't. So he backs out the door and slams it closed, leaning against the wall beside it to pant and try to catch his breath before he yells at the door.]

Beckett! BECKETT! Are you alive in there?!

Action; OMG I LOL'D SO HARD ILU

[cuffyoutwice]

[Between the size of Beckett's modest office and the way in which it's set up, Idris takes most of it up with his girth. However, Beckett is not in the office at this very moment, out on her coffee run.]

She is not alive in here, no. But I didn't harm her, either, officer.

Action; SCORE

[justcautious]

Then what's she doin' dead?!

[Bloody TALKING BEAR. Chris really REALLY does not like curse weekends.]

An' who're you s'posed t'be, a new copper?!

[Okay. Okayokayokay maybe he can rush over and get Ray? And Ray can either shoot it or get a gun while Chris stands watch...only. It's a polar bear. How do you stand watch over a polar bear, let alone a talking one? It could probably splinter the door by swatting it. It could probably swat off his HEAD.]

Action; LEAH TOLD ME TO TAG /blames her for everything

[makesfolktalky]

[Ray doesn't need to be fetched. Chris might be a div, but he'll still respond to hearing him shouting pretty damn fast. And being just next door to Beckett's office, he really can't miss it.

And, yes, he does have a gun. He caught that alive part.]

Chris?