001 ♓ Phone/Action

[cullionfish]

[Action; 724 Anderson Lane]

[Goodbye drone wife, hello tall and muscular woman with huge long and black hair. The form of hello will be her searching the house for the nearest living creature to interrogate, because the Empress is Not Amused by the fact that she is now fleshy, pink, and hornless

Comments

[a1a1000]

[Woah someone sounds mad]

...I think you might have used the phone on accident.

[Because that doesn't really sound like a phone call someone would legitimately make.]

[cullionfish]

[She's still very annoyed, especially at all of these people speaking to her so casually.]

How astute.

[a1a1000]

[He didn't know why, but he had this bad feeling in his gut, like he shouldn't be talking to whoever this was.]

...right. I guess I'll introduced myself, I'm Sollux Captor.

[A really bad feeling...]

[cullionfish]

Oh? Charming.

[She doesn't know that name, nor will she offer her's in return.]

And what is your relation to this quaint little cluster?

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Unless if you're a cannibal, I don't think human flesh would be all that appetizing. You'd have to go through muscles, tendons, bones and other body parts.

Truthfully, it's really not a clean process overall.

[ phone ]

[cullionfish]

Cleanliness is the least of my concerns.

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Well, then perhaps the higher ups here will be worth concerning yourself over.

[ phone ]

[cullionfish]

Elaborate.

[phone]

[noluckduck]

Holy shit.

[Oh lord, she has no idea...]

[phone]

[cullionfish]

[Sometime later, in a sickeningly sweet tone.]

Problem?

[noluckduck]

... Were you bein' serious earlier?

[cullionfish]

Naturally.

action;

[overlookingview]

[ Oh hello not!parents, don't mind Kirie here, just minding her own business this nice lovely morning while on her way to school and stopping by the kitchen for breakfast...

...and walking in on this.

WELL THEN. ]

Ah...

action;

[cullionfish]

[There's still a kitchen knife in her hand, but she's since backed off from Giles and is now completely focused on the new arrival, eyes narrowed.

A wriggler. In her airspace? And a human wriggler to boot. Attrocious.]

action;

[overlookingview]

[ Woah that is one intimidating lady in her house. But at least she let go of her not-dad now, that's good After a bit of awkward silence in which Kirie just has no clue what to say or do except for just stare a little... she decides to just be polite and act normal. Yeah. ]

...Good morning. Um... you must be new.

action;

[cullionfish]

[She just...continues to stand and stare, apparently not moved by the politeness.]

And who are you?

[motherofjegus]

[As much as she doesn't want to speak to Her Imperious Condescension, it is probably safer in the long run to come out as being here rather than having Condesce discover her later. While Dolorosa is probably only a small blip on her radar, better safe than sorry.]

[Not that anyone is safe around the Empress]

Welcome to Mayfield, Empress. I assume at this point you have been fully educated about out current predicament.

[cullionfish]

[Ugh, typical. If Redglare is alive, then it only makes sense that this wench is here too. There's no answer immediately, mostly because she's too busy counting all the people she doesn't want revived.]

Unfortunately. [A pause.] We're feeling particularly bold today, aren't we?

[motherofjegus]

Since you are the Empress I found it important to make my presence known since we are no longer on Alternia. [and you don't rule this planet] If I have overstepped a line then I will retract my greeting and leave you in peace. [as long as you leave her in peace that is]

[cullionfish]

Yes, that was wise. I would have hate to have found out in a secondhand fashion.

[She doesn't answer Dolorosa's unasked question, and instead simply chuckles with bemusement.]