001 ♓ Phone/Action

[cullionfish]

[Action; 724 Anderson Lane]

[Goodbye drone wife, hello tall and muscular woman with huge long and black hair. The form of hello will be her searching the house for the nearest living creature to interrogate, because the Empress is Not Amused by the fact that she is now fleshy, pink, and hornless

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phone;

[nosigntospeakof]

[He can't really blame her for being angry. Waking up in a new place and in a new body would make most at least a bit testy.]

You've been brought to Mayfield. It is a town on Earth, which may be a different planet for you entirely. I'm sorry I can't say more, I've only been here a few human days myself.

phone;

[cullionfish]

[That voice. She recoils from the phone subconsciously, even though she had been made fully aware of the possibility that he might be in Mayfield prior to speaking to him.

This changes the whole game. The entire neighborhood can fear her, but it means nothing if his voice can speak up and out against her will.

Condesce has to swallow the growl that threatens to rip through the phone. Revealing herself is pointless now, until she can figure out where he is in relation to her.

Rules be damned.]

I've been informed.

[Phone]

[heardeadpe0ple]

[Oh what does she know? She's never talked to the Condesce before!]

I don't think I could explain this place in three seconds! I'd need more time to explain Mayfield.

[Phone]

[cullionfish]

[By now, she's had a decent layout by Giles, but as always, information is never turned down.]

I'll permit you a bit more time, so long as you make it quick.

[Phone]

[heardeadpe0ple]

Well, this is Mayfield. It's in an alternate universe completely from my universe and most likely yours!

It's supposed to mimic a human town and we all live in hive-I mean houses with families! Kids get put in kid slots and adults are put as lus-parents. [Darn it. She's used to troll terms.]

We all start off as silly pink creatures, but we can get our appearances and stuff back with time. I'm Aradia by the way!

[Phone]

[cullionfish]

[The robot voice intrigues her, mostly because it sounds like...]

Another Alternian?

also keywords so, so relevant

[demonmaid]

[Just fast paced breathing at the other side of the line.

Fuck your three seconds, she's supposed to beat you in her relative future.]

[cullionfish]

[She catches that and waits for a voice. When she doesn't get one, she'll speak.]

Speak, if you're going to speak.

[demonmaid]

...

Welcome to Mayfield.

[Pokerfacing. So much pokerfacing.]

Try not to cull too many on your first day here.

[cullionfish]

[...oh. Another troll who knows her. WELL THEN.]

Lets hope I don't need to, hm?