because I live in the ghetto...

[cumaeanleaf]

The other day I got a call from the apartment office telling me that a package had arrived for me. So I'm walking back from the office with my decidedly large giftie when two relatively large guys who look like they could bench-press three jenns decide to strike up a conversation with me. It goes as follows

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[celster]

haha, great ending to this creeepy account. that is really freaky though. does your area get a lot of that shit?

next time someone asks you a similar question, you could always tell him that "no, i don't have a bathing suit in there, but i could bring my rifle and have dick cheney shoot you in the face." that was a lame joke but i try....

[cumaeanleaf]

Yeah, it's a bit of a sketchy area. Sometimes we fall asleep to the soothing sound of gun shots. :-)
The thought of Dick Cheney shooting someone in the face always makes me giggle just a bit.